I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Randomize
