I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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