The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I don't think brook has ever known best
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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