yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Randomize
