The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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