real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
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