i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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