is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize
