We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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