There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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