I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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