i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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