bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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