You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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