is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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