youre lurking in front of me
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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