Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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