Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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