That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
