I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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