Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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