what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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