Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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