D3 body, D1 cock
I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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