I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
We had to coat check the pizza.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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