so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Randomize
