Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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