eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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