idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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