I think im going to throw up on grandma
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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