Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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