yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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