I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Come see our sink grown plant.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
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