This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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