She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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