i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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