it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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