I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
one might say we're banned from that church
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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