You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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