porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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