Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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