I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I need to sanitize my soul.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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