this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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