I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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