Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Randomize
