I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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