I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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