For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
So. Much. Porn.
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