Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Randomize
