so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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