Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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