So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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