I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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